When it's done :P
The bartender takes a moment to check out his new customer and says, "OK. I get it. You're a pirate. You got a peg leg, a patch over your eye, and a parrot on your shoulder... But do you know you have a ships steering wheel shoved down the front of your pants?" The pirate replies, "AAARRRGGHH I do, and it be drivin' me nuts!"
The world may never know ;)
The bartender looks at the pirate and asks, "What's with the paper towel on your head?" The pirate replies, "AAARRRGGHH, thar be a bounty on me head!"